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Welcome back to The Furni Files, the ultimate cross-examination of the pixelated treasures we love to hoard. Today, we’re shining the spotlight on our next guest, who is here to prove that true hotel royalty always arrives dressed in pink.

First, let's talk about her ultimate prized possession, straight from Habbo's greatest merchant: Noco. The Pink Blossom Ice Cream Maker; one of Noco's earliest offerings, this super rare item is highly sought after by collectors across the hotel! At the point this was made available, there wasn't another pink ice cream machine (we now have the Bubblegum version as a catalogue release). To rare hunters, this pale pink is the crown jewel of the ice cream machines, and at the time of writing is the highest valued ice-cream maker on our rare values setting players back over 4500 credits. If you have any donation requests, :Amy is your person to go to.

Let's see what she has to say about her beloved, ice-cold crown jewel:

What's your favourite furni in Habbo Origins?

"My absolute favourite furni is probably the Pink Blossom Ice Cream Machine!"

If it was deleted from the game tomorrow, what would your grieving process look like?

"Oh, I would literally just sit there crying! It’s by far my most valuable piece of furni, so without it, I’d instantly feel like a complete peasant!!!"

What's the origin story of your love for it? Did you trade your soul for it back in 2005, or did you win it in a falling furni game?

"Everyone who knows me knows that pink is my ultimate favourite colour! It was actually my very first rare from Noco, and I’ve kept hold of it ever since, even after endless people have made massive offers on it. It’s super rare, and I desperately hope it never comes back into the rotation!!!"

If you could scale it up to real life and put it in your real-life bedroom, how chaotic or amazing would it be?

"I would end up getting so fat if I had a real soft-serve machine in my room! But honestly, I’m far too lazy to keep refilling it myself, so I’d need a real-life Habbo Butler furni scaled up alongside it just to refill it for me xx"

Does it have a specific 'vibe' or memory attached to it?

"I just absolutely love making rooms with pink furni, so I always try to make the Pink ICM a central staple in my game rooms or builds so it gets its proper time to shine!!"

If it could talk, what’s the juiciest piece of Habbo drama or gossip it has witnessed in your rooms?

"The juiciest gossip my Pink ICM could spill is probably just pointing out how fat we’re all getting while she stands alone in the corner looking drop-dead gorgeous. Honestly, she’s constantly judging us! She’s such a bobba xx"

THE FILES CONTINUED: 

Read File #003: Snauzher and the Rare Monster Plant to see how one player healed his inner child with a venomous green roommate.

Read File #002: Bab & Her Multi-Coloured OG Plasto Empire to find out why she's willing to overpay every single market stall trader in the hotel.

Read File #001: Orbit's Obsession with the V7 Red ICM and discover why trading one HC Sofa for two Cherry Ice-Cream Machines was the deal of 2005.