Welcome, Gossip Lovers!

Can you believe we’ve already made it to issue #4? It’s safe to say we’ve stirred up quite the drama in the hotel, exposing the truths some Habbos would have much rather kept hidden. And let’s just say, there’ve been plenty of red faces because of it!

I won’t lie – I’ve been flooded with juicy stories this week, and it’s been an absolute challenge deciding which ones to feature. But don’t worry – if your claim didn’t make the cut this time, I’ll be digging into it soon enough. No scandal stays hidden forever!

Now, sit back, relax, and enjoy the tea spilling below.

DISCORD DIVA ASH CAUSES A SPLASH – BANNED FROM HABBO LIDO!

It’s been a wild week in the world of Origins, and the latest drama is making waves! Head Moderator Ash found herself back in Habbo Lido after a server tweak by Macklebee, but what’s the story behind the original ban? You’ll want to buckle up for this one.

Let’s rewind to a November evening when Ash reportedly wreaked havoc in the Lido. Eyewitnesses claim she was repeatedly cannonballing into the pool and giving out low scores to fellow Habbo divers – harsh! The situation took a turn when Ash approached Chloe, the adored Lido bartender, and demanded a drink that wasn’t on the menu. Chloe politely explained it wasn’t available, to which Ash allegedly shouted, “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?”

The tantrum didn’t stop there. Ash reportedly demanded Chloe fetch supplies from another public room, causing quite the scene. Things escalated further when multiple Call for Helps were submitted. Hobbas Skins and Matthew arrived to handle the chaos and promptly kicked Ash out of the Lido. Both have remained tight-lipped on the incident.

Meanwhile, an anonymous Discord moderator decided to speak up, saying: “We’ve all seen this diva behaviour brewing. I’ve personally witnessed Ash throwing skull signs at people who performed perfectly good dives in the Lido. Her ban was bound to happen sooner or later.” This moderator even refused to leave the teleporter while spilling the details – talk about commitment to secrecy.

Fast forward to now, and Macklebee’s tweak accidentally allowed Ash back into the Lido. When asked for comment, Macklebee was visibly uneasy and said: “While I can’t speak on specific cases, reopening access to the Lido was a mistake. That said, Ash deserves a chance to prove herself. I don’t anticipate any further issues.”

However, Ash seems to be basking in her return. During a visit to her room, she was spotted sitting on a throne, repeatedly shouting: “I’M BACK IN THE LIDO, Y’ALL!”

So, the big question is, will Ash keep her cool, or is another Lido scandal inevitable? One thing’s for sure – all eyes are on her. Stay tuned for the next chapter in this unfolding drama.

PHONNO HOLMES – THE MASTER OF MISCHIEF

Well, well, well, look who's up to no good again!

Our very own Dovak hosted what can only be described as a marvellous yet utterly hellish teleporter maze under the theme of Sherlock Holmes. Naturally, it attracted quite the crowd – and none other than Phonno was in attendance. But what unfolded next has left everyone talking!

Apparently, Phonno wasn’t playing as fairly as their whispers claimed. Promising “I won’t sabotage!” to potential allies, they continued to spread chaos nonetheless. And the scandal? Phonno shared the so-called “password” to progress through the maze: Elephant, Polarbear, Mytypewriter.

But here’s the twist – those words were nothing but smoke and mirrors! One frustrated participant shared their story:

“I’d almost made it to the finish line. I whispered all the passwords to Sherlock Holmes as instructed, but none of them worked. Moments later, I saw loads of others zoom past me, armed with the CORRECT password!”

So, what does this mean for Phonno? While they sit smugly atop a pyramid of HC Sofas, they also sit atop a pile of broken trust and disappointment. Ruthless doesn’t even begin to cover it.

If you’re ever tempted to enter one of Phonno’s infamous telemazes, let this serve as a warning – the road to victory may be paved with heartbreak and betrayal. But hey, you live and learn, right?

Oh, and a quick shout-out to Jigga for winning that typewriter prize! Let’s hope it was worth all the drama.

CADDYLAKS’ MASSAGE PARLOUR – ESCAPADES OR ELABORATE COVER-UP?

Oh, here we go again! Another Discord moderator thrusting himself into the spotlight – shocking, I know. This time, it’s none other than Caddylaks, who seems absolutely desperate for a headline. Well, congratulations, Caddylaks, you’ve got one! But let’s not pretend everything’s as it seems – my investigative journalism runs far deeper than your glossy facade.

Caddylaks would have you believe he’s been running a perfectly innocent massage parlour, but what’s lurking beneath? An underground chop shop, of course! That’s right, Habbos – Caddylaks has been splicing together HC Sofas and Green Mode Sofas, passing them off as genuine HC replicas, and selling them as “pure.” The audacity!

One of our favourite Habbos, Tee, has fallen victim to this little scam – and they had plenty to say about it.

“I always try to do my best for the community,” Tee explained. “But when these were delivered into my hand – all 50 of them in bulk – I placed them in the room and said, WHAT AM I TO DO WITH THIS?”

Exactly, Tee! What can one do with half a HC Sofa and half a Mode Sofa glued together?

But it gets worse. Tee went straight to Caddylaks for an explanation. “I asked him to explain himself, and all he said was, ‘This is an innocent massage parlour!’ I was furious!” And rightly so!

But wait, there’s more. When Tee pressed him further, Caddylaks apparently repeated the question: “Sports massage or standard?”

Tee’s response? “I don’t want a massage!” And honestly, who would after this fiasco?

It seems Caddylaks’ newfound “Lothario” status in the hotel might have something to do with his questionable dealings, especially considering all the rare furnishings he’s been stockpiling. But let’s be clear – the game is up. You’ve been unmasked, Caddylaks!

So, what’s next for this self-proclaimed entrepreneur? Only time will tell, but rest assured, I’ll be watching closely.

THIS CABBAGE IS WELL AND TRULY COOKED!

On one of my wanderings through the hotel, I decided to pop into one of Habbo’s so-called “finest” – a cabbage-themed room. What I discovered wasn’t charm or whimsy but pure, unfiltered chaos!

Exclusive to Bobba.me, we can reveal that Cabbage has a serious hoarding problem. Furni stacked on top of more furni, absolute mayhem spilling into every corner of his rooms – and trust me, it’s not a one-off. This chaos is thematic.

User G30 had a lot to say about the experience: “I was shaking – physically shaking – to the point I had to log off Origins for the night with migraine symptoms.” Yikes!

She added: “When I was in his room, I couldn’t get from A to B. He had to pick up and move furniture around just so I could walk freely. It caused me so much distress!”

And it seems G30 isn’t the only one rattled by this cabbage-fuelled catastrophe. An anonymous source raised a pointed question: “Ask him – how many joints of ham does he actually have?”

Well, Cabbage? How many joints of ham DO YOU HAVE?! The people demand answers!

It’s abundantly clear that Cabbage needs to clean up his act – or at least his rooms.

Someone, send him a mop and some storage crates before the chaos gets even worse.

HABBO SALMON SECRETS: CERDO TAKES A SHORT SABBATICAL!

Things have been heating up for Cerdo recently, and it seems the pressure has finally got to him. After weeks of relentless jabs from Nineteen – complete with threats like, “Just you wait until the Asia furniture line is out, and you’ll see!” – Cerdo has officially stepped away for a much-needed break.

Sources say Cerdo has whisked himself off to a mysterious, sun-soaked beach location. But don’t fret – he does plan to return, and the drama is far from over.

Let’s not forget the looming court showdown between Cerdo and Nineteen. While the date hasn’t been set yet, we can exclusively reveal that Cerdo has secured some serious backup – none other than Dovak as his representative!

When we reached out for comment, Dovak had plenty to say:

“As soon as I saw BobBarker was going to financially support Nineteen in this case, I felt it was only right to step in and support Cerdo. This case won’t affect the Sushi – that’s for sure! But as a close associate of Cerdo’s, I see a claim against him as a claim against me. Nineteen is going to learn the hard way.”

Ouch! The question now is, who’s going to be Nineteen’s backup? Are we about to see a Cerdo-and-Dovak vs Nineteen-and-BobBarker courtroom showdown? The drama is practically writing itself!

As soon as dates are finalised and Cerdo finds his footing again, you can bet we’ll be here to bring you all the updates about the courtdate where YOU could be in the jury. Stay tuned – this one’s going to be explosive!

And that’s a wrap for this week’s issue!

I hope you had as much fun reading as I did digging up the drama. Remember, my DMs are always open – the hotel deserves the truth, and I’m here to serve it, one scandal at a time! Until next time, stay curious and stay scandalous!