BMBY #5

Fashion Column

BMBY #5

May 18th, 2025
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Howdy Habbos!

Last time, Atom smashed onto our screens like a Nordic prince in bunny slippers and the results are in - 80% of you declared him a "bobba.me". That's a fashion knockout! A tiara-worthy triumph, if you ask me.

Congratulations Atom!

This week, we're diving headfirst into the deep end. Literally.

⭐ Meet Wilf (aka StinkyWilf)

Wilf is a Habbo Origins streamer, known for his chaotic group events like The Traitors, Habbo Quidditch and Blood on the Hotel. And of course you can smell this master of mischief a mile-off.

And it seems like with the new fishing update, Wilf has clearly taken a dip into the lagoon of questionable fashion choices.

Follow him here on Twitch. If you must.

🔥 The Outfit Breakdown

✅ Paper Bag Head - The ultimate mystery. Is he hiding battle scars from the Battleball arena? (Not likely!) Is he dodging friend requsts? (Not likely!) Maybe he's hiding from his adoring fans. (Not likely!) Or is he just doing us all a favour by covering up? Either way, I think most of us are probably grateful for this new addition to his fit - it covers those hideous ginger spaghetti's he used to parade around like a badge of honour. Wilf honey, there's nothing honourable about those bangs.

✅ Coconut Bra - Wilf clearly loves the beachwear theme, but maybe he took it a bit too literally. Is this really appropriate attire for hanging around ponds with his rod out? That being said, we love a bit of gender bending, and we're in full support of Wilf's agenda to ensure that clothing is available to all - regardless of if they identify as a Habbo "boy" or "girl". At least he's doing something right.

✅ Olive Skirt - Well, at least this part of the outfit wasn't fished from the rubbish bin. It's practical, earthy, and probably the only thing in this outfit that you might find in a shop. Or maybe a charity shop. I just hope he keeps his legs in the same timezone when he sits down.

✅ Red Heels - there's no place like home. The classic pump. It's giving drag show, it's giving pin-up, it's giving injury to ankle, waiting to happen. At least the bag will cover his shame when he inevitably trips and falls flat on his stinky butt.

And the motto? "Quack, *farts*". Two words. One bodily function. Zero regrets?
It's chaotic, it's unpredictable. And quite frankly, we think it matches the look perfectly. Considering that both the outfit and motto are fresh out of his backside.