Origins Gossip Column #8

Welcome, welcome!

It has been a while that I dropped some scandalous gossip, and trust me that is exactly what it is!

Before we begin however, I need to outline. These articles a purely for fun, theres never any malice involved with any of the stories written. Unfortunately, it has been brought to my attention that there are people that are trying to twist the narrative on that, where I have been clear from the beginning… this is all just fun.

I have sought and received consent from each individual I have written about and the content below.

WELCOME LOUNGE BURNED TO ASHES – WHO DID IT?! 🔥

Chaos has struck the heart of Habbo Hotel. The iconic Welcome Lounge - the first stop for many fresh-faced Habbos has been removed from the Hotel Navigator, leaving a trail of speculation, mystery, and… burnt pixel dust.

What happened?

Sources report that an anonymous saboteur entered the Welcome Lounge, went absolutely feral, and yeeted every last piece of furniture into the abyss. But they didn’t stop there. Oh no.

As if adding insult to injury, the room was then filled with HC blue plasto chairs and green sleeping bags - a crime against furniture decor if we’ve ever seen one. The destruction was so severe that Harry himself had to take a leave of absence to recover from the shock.

But here’s the real question: WHO DID IT?

The hotel is buzzing with theories, and while we can’t say for certain, let’s break down our prime suspects.

🕵️ PRIME SUSPECTS: WHO WOULD DARE?!

💼 MrMatty – The Risk-Taking Entrepreneur?

Lately, MrMatty has been living dangerously. His new "side business" has raised eyebrows, and let’s just say… it’s not exactly hotel-approved.

Could Matty have orchestrated the Welcome Lounge’s demise to redirect new Habbos elsewhere - perhaps somewhere that benefits his latest “business venture”? If so, what is he selling, and why does it require total destruction? 👀

🎭 Dovak – The Serial Vandal?

Big D has conveniently taken a “short sabbatical” and hasn’t been seen since the disaster. Suspicious? We think so.

Let’s not forget that Dovak has a history of property destruction. Remember the infamous Infobus graffiti incident? The man practically invented Habbo Hotel vandalism. If anyone was brazen enough to burn the Welcome Lounge to the ground, Dovak is high on the list.

Did he do it? Or is he hiding because someone framed him?

🥬 Cabbage – The Master of Disguise?

Cabbage has long been known for their… let’s say, versatile appearance. But is it just a quirky fashion statement, or is there something more sinister behind the endless outfit changes?

Could Cabbage be using their many disguises to evade the Habbo Hammer after pulling off the greatest act of vandalism in hotel history?

Was it truly an act of rebellion, or was Cabbage simply trying to cover up another crime?

🕶️ OTHER POSSIBLE SUSPECTS?

While these three are at the top of our list, we can’t rule out other potential troublemakers lurking in the shadows.

• Could a rogue Hobba have snapped under pressure?
• Did a jaded Habbo veteran take revenge on the system?
• Was this a cover-up for an even bigger scandal brewing beneath the surface?

The investigation is ongoing. Do YOU have any suspects? Drop a comment and we’ll dig deeper into the mystery.

🔍 SILVER HOBBA JECA: HELPER OR HABBO HEARTBREAKER?

Habbos, beware! If you’ve been seeking help to collect your precious stamps, there’s one name you might want to think twice about before trusting: Silver Hobba Jeca.

At first glance, Jeca appears to be a generous mentor, offering to aid struggling Habbos in their quests for stamps. But behind that friendly façade lies a competitive force unlike any other.

A Game of Trust… and Betrayal?

Desperate to complete their stamp collections, many Habbos have turned to Jeca, only to find themselves trapped in an endless cycle of defeats.

One such victim, Chicka, shared their traumatic experience in the Lido:

“The man is a menace! He was the only one in the Battle Ball room, and I asked if he could help me win my challenge for ten Battle Ball victories. He agreed. After the first round, I thought, ‘Oh haha, he won… HOW FUNNY.’ But then - no. He kept winning. My ten games turned into 13, and I just gave up. I refuse to even participate now!”

It seems no game is safe - whether it’s Battle Ball, Chess, or anything in between, Jeca’s “help” quickly turns into an unrelenting quest for domination.

👑 GOLD HOBBA BAB SPEAKS OUT

Even Gold Hobba Bab had an encounter with Jeca that left them shaking their head.

“While I can’t excuse Jeca’s actions, he definitely tried to pull the wool over my eyes during a game of chess. Lucky for me, I outsmarted him and got my stamp for the day. He was furious - he door-clicked immediately.”

Jeca? Furious? We’d love to hear his side of the story!

Will You Take the Risk?

The question remains: Is Jeca simply a competitive spirit who can’t resist a challenge, or is there something more to this pattern of playful deception?

One thing’s for sure: if you’re looking to secure your stamps quickly, Jeca might not be your best bet. Play at your own risk! 🎭

SHERIFF TOEWIG STRIKES: HOWL ARRESTED IN SHOCKING SCANDAL! 🚨

A calm Saturday morning in Habbo Hotel took a dramatic turn when Sheriff Toewig stormed into the scene and publicly cuffed well-known Habbo, Howl.

The room fell into stunned silence. Habbos gasped, whispers filled the air - what could Howl have possibly done to warrant such an abrupt and humiliating arrest?

💥 The Accusation: A Black Market Like No Other?

Sheriff Toewig wasted no time in revealing the alleged crime:

👉 Selling Habbo feet pics… for dinos.

That’s right, folks. In a move that has left the community shocked, amused, and slightly disturbed, Howl stands accused of operating an underground trade of pixelated toes in exchange for Habbo dinosaurs.

Howl immediately denied all allegations, calling them “absolute lies” - but Toewig came prepared.

📸 The Evidence That Shocked the Hotel

With the dramatic flair of a true law enforcer, Toewig pulled out a raw, unedited image of Howl’s feet.

The room exploded. Gasps, screams, one Habbo even fainted in shock (or so they claim). Was this the proof needed to seal Howl’s fate?

👀 Community Reactions

One horrified onlooker muttered:

“I can never unsee that. Someone, please, for the love of Habbo, put some bunny slippers on this man!”

Another simply said:

“I have so many questions… and I don’t want answers.”

⚖️ What’s Next? The Court Awaits

Howl is now set to face the Habbo Court of Law, where justice will be served. Will they walk free, or will this be the end of an era?

Stay tuned, because this trial is bound to be the most scandalous event Habbo has ever seen. 👀

🥊 SUMYA VS. CERDO: THE BATTLE FOR HABBO'S SUSHI SUPREMACY! 🍣🔥

Well, well, well… if you thought Habbo beef only happened in trade rooms and pixel relationships, think again! The sushi scene has just become the battleground for one of the biggest rivalries in recent history.

And at the center of it all? Sumya and Cerdo.

🍱 THE BETRAYAL? SUMYA STRIKES WHILE CERDO’S AWAY!

Sumya has never been one for drama - but when Cerdo took a short leave, she saw an opportunity and grabbed it with both chopsticks! 💥

With a gap in the market, Sumya launched her own sushi empire, serving up the finest pixelated fish in town. Business was booming, Habbos were lining up, and all seemed well… until Cerdo made his grand return.

And let’s just say - he was NOT happy.

⚖️ CERDO'S RESPONSE: LAWSUIT OR SHOWDOWN?

At first, Cerdo considered taking the legal route, possibly preparing a lawsuit to reclaim his sushi dominance. But no - this won’t be settled in court.

Instead, Cerdo is demanding Sumya meet him in the RING! 🤼‍♂️

That’s right. This isn’t just business - it’s personal.

🔥 A FIGHT FOR SUSHI SUPREMACY!

So what’s next?

Will Sumya leap from the top rope and deliver a 1-2-3 knockout, securing her spot as the undisputed Sushi Queen?

Or will Cerdo lock in a submission, making Sumya tap out, proving that Habbo’s Salmon Secrets is the only name in the sushi game?

WHO ARE YOU ROOTING FOR?! 🎤🔥

With tensions running high, one thing is for sure - this fight will go down in Habbo history.

👊 #TeamSumya or 🤜 #TeamCerdo - pick your side and stay tuned!

And that is all the juicy gossip I have to share with you today! Until next time...

DISCLAIMER: The articles featured on this platform are created purely for entertainment purposes and should not be taken as an accurate representation of Habbo’s features, functionality, or events.

While we strive to craft fun, engaging, and often scandalous stories to keep you entertained, please note that much of the content is exaggerated, fictional, or written with a tongue-in-cheek flair. These tales are designed to spark laughter and chatter, not to serve as a factual reflection of the Habbo community.

So, sit back, enjoy the drama, and remember, it’s all just a bit of fun!