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After a short break from writing the drama, I have been scouring the hotel for gossip for all your eyes! Enjoy the scandalous read below.

Scandal at the Habbo Lido: Hogwarts Heads of House Make Waves in Fiery Photoshoot!

Oh, darlings, the Habbo Lido was the place to be this week—not for its sunny vibes or sparkling waters, but for the drama that unfolded during the Hogwarts Habbo Origins photoshoot! What should have been a showcase of house pride turned into a spectacle of egos, shade, and one unforgettable showdown. Forget wizard duels—this was pure gossip magic.

Drama by the Pool

The Habbo Lido was transformed into a glamorous set, complete with floating props and enchanted lighting, to capture the Heads of House in all their glory. But as soon as the shoot started, it became clear the photo wasn’t the only thing developing.

Activegirl Claims the Spotlight

Activegirl, Head of Gryffindor, arrived with her trademark confidence and wasted no time positioning herself smack dab in the middle of the shoot. “It’s only natural,” she allegedly said, “Gryffindor is always in the heart of the action.” But her bold move rubbed others the wrong way.

Rumour has it that Caddylaks wasn’t thrilled about being pushed to the side—literally. Sources overheard them muttering, “I wasn’t going to be the footnote of this photoshoot,” before sliding into a prime spot next to Headmaster Bobbarker.

Ever the diplomat, Zoblix tried to smooth things over by suggesting everyone “just stick to their natural places.” Unfortunately, Master of Merimit Matthew saw this as an opportunity to shuffle the group, securing a spot in the foreground. “This isn’t about balance; it’s about strategy,” they were overheard saying.

Usually calm and collected, Wilf finally lost their patience. “Are we representing Hogwarts or just ourselves?” they snapped, their voice echoing across the pool. Even Mystic had to step in at that point, frantically adjusting everyone to keep the peace.

Headmaster Bobbarker, caught in the middle of the chaos, attempted to restore order. “We are all leaders—surely we can act like it!” he implored, but it seemed his words fell on deaf ears.

The Aftermath

Despite the drama, the photoshoot eventually wrapped—though not without lingering tension. Word on the street is that Mystic has a spellbook full of unedited photos showing some very pointed glares and subtle shoving. Will the official promo reflect the unity of Hogwarts, or will it reveal the cracks beneath the surface?

As for the Heads of House, sources say they’ve vowed to put the incident behind them—at least until the next event. Stay tuned, witches and wizards. Something tells us this is far from over.

Until next time, this is your favourite gossip columnist signing off from the Lido, where egos were big and spells were almost cast.

PORTUGUESITA CAUGHT IN POKÉMON COVER UP!

Well, we all knew this story would snowball, and fast! As previously revealed, User Portuguesita has been under fire for allegedly overworking her Pokémon in Habbo Origins.

Sources close to the star have claimed that she's hired a high-powered PR firm led by none other than Alfonso, a notorious Pokémon trophy collector, to spin the narrative. The new story? That Portuguesita is not overworking or over-battling her Pokémon. In fact, she’s so concerned about their wellbeing, she’s set up a Pokémon Help Desk under the newly formed “Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Pokémon”. How noble, right?

However, there’s a twist. Since our exclusive chat with Chansey, the Pokémon has mysteriously gone quiet and hasn’t responded to our console messages. We can’t help but ask, Portuguesita, where on earth is Chansey?

We’ll be keeping a very close eye on this story for any new twists!

SUMYA – ROOM BUILDER OR HEARTBREAKER?

Shock swept through the hotel yesterday after Sumya’s beloved heart-shaped rug was ripped in two! Now, everyone’s asking: Who could’ve done such a thing? Was it Sumya who broke someone’s heart, or is there a deeper mystery behind the rug's dramatic demise?

We managed to get a word with Caya, one of Sumya’s closest friends, who had this to say:

"While I can't say for certain who’s behind this act of heartbreak, the writing was on the wall. Sumya’s always been a bit obsessed with her room building. She’s dedicated to it, and the heart’s her pride and joy. Sometimes I ring her doorbell, but she just hits no—she’s always too busy. If someone was frustrated by that, it’s hardly a surprise.”

Aha! So, it seems Sumya may have accidentally crushed someone’s heart in her single-minded pursuit of the perfect room!

We've received a list of potential suspects for the rug-related crime:

• Caddylaks (because, well, it’s always Caddylaks)
• Haber
• B0bba
• Loel

But who’s really behind it? We’ll leave that to the public to decide!

Stay tuned for more updates on this shocking saga! 

PIXELINGTON UNMASKED: IT’S MATTHEW!

 Well, well, well, the mystery is finally solved! After much speculation, Pixelington has come clean and revealed her true identity, none other than Matthew!

Now, I’ll be honest, Pixelington  and I had a bit of a tiff in the past, but that doesn’t take away from the immense positivity Pixelington’s website brought to a community that desperately needed a bit of light. She was a beacon of support and acknowledgment for so many, and honestly, it was a real pleasure to watch that space grow.

But now, it seems Pixelington has bowed out, and Matthew’s moved on to a new chapter. Gone is the iconic Silver Hobba badge, swapped for a shiny ex-Hobba badge, talk about a new era!

On a personal note, I think I can speak for a lot of us when I say a massive thank you, Matthew. You’ve been a diplomatic voice of reason for the community, and we’re all eager to see what’s next from User: Matthew. The future’s looking bright, and we can’t wait to see what’s in store!

NINETEEN – FLEES HABBO!

The plot thickens! After BobBarker posted an emotional public statement on Twitter expressing full support for Nineteen, it looks like the pressure has finally gotten to her. Yes, folks, Nineteen has officially fled the scene and taken refuge in the hallowed halls of Hogwarts—at least for now. It seems the sushigate scandal became too much to bear, and she’s stepping away to recharge. But fear not, Nineteen fans, she’ll be back on Origins Habbo after a much-needed break, where we’re told the whole sushi debacle will be addressed in Habbo Crown Court.

Meanwhile, sources have reported some rather baffling interactions from Nineteen. She’s been responding to Habbo users with phrases like “Clamming for me bait”, “Whey aye man”, and “Am gan hyem”—leaving many scratching their heads in confusion. What’s going on with Nineteen? A new side to her we didn’t know existed?

Rumours are swirling that she plans to take a quick jaunt to Canada during her sabbatical. But that’s not the juiciest bit of gossip we’ve got. Oh no, here comes the drama. At the recent ‘Hobba Meet’, BobBarker was pushed down the stairs, spraining his ankle. Cerdo is denying any knowledge of the incident, but it’s hard to ignore the timing. Nineteen was chummy with Straggly—who just so happened to be on sight when it all went down. Could this be a deliberate delay tactic? You be the judge.

(Image caught mere minutes before the incident)

We reached out to Dovak for a comment, and here’s what he had to say:

“I’ve been working day and night on this case while juggling my events. We’re all set and ready for court. I can’t believe it’s come to this, but Nineteen is adamant about her innocence, and trust me, we’ve got the evidence locked away for the showdown.”

It looks like this one’s far from over, folks. Stay tuned for updates as it all plays out in court!

WHERE’S CHICKA?

The Chicka saga continues! Previously, we reported that Chicka was all set to purchase Habbo Origins, but sources close to him have revealed that the deal has officially fallen through. The reason? A very specific demand: the elusive pink Santa hat. Unfortunately for Chicka, it was a no-go, and with that, his plans for a Habbo takeover came crashing down.

But fear not, Chicka fans! Word on the street is that he’s already got a new project in the works. Chicka is reportedly gearing up to relaunch CokeMusic, the sister game to Habbo, with a complete rebrand. And get this, it’s going to be called Chicka Music. Will this be the next big thing, or another flop? Only time will tell… but Chicka is clearly not done with the gaming world just yet.

Stay tuned, things are getting interesting!

And I will wrap things up beautifully here for all you readers! There will be certainly more to develop and I will be there with my paper and pen!

Dublyu

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