Happy New Year, everyone! We hope you all rang in 2025 in style. All the best for the year ahead from the team at Bobba.me. 🎉

Now, let’s get down to business! our last article certainly set the hotel ablaze with gossip, and we’re here to deliver even more juicy drama for you to sink your teeth into. Buckle up, Habbos, it’s going to be a wild ride!

BOBBALORE SERVES BOBBA.ME WITH A CEASE AND DESIST!

Yes, darlings, you read that correctly! Bobba.me has been served with a legal letter earlier this week. It seems Bobbalore has had quite enough and is taking legal action against claims that the Noels have been used to make handbags. Scandalous, isn’t it?

But we can’t help but ask, where are the Noels? They haven’t been spotted in public for some time now. Suspicious, no?

Our intrepid team of legal eagles is working tirelessly to bring you all the juicy details of this ever-evolving drama, even as Bobbalore tries to make things as tricky as possible for us.

Meanwhile, rumour has it that Bobbalore was recently seen lurking around Trade Town, attempting to flog Noel-coated handbags in exchange for none other than... a typewriter! You heard it here first, folks.

Our undercover investigators are on the case, keeping a close eye on these developments. Cease and desist us all you like, Bobbalore, but there’s something fishy going on here!

Stay tuned! we’ll keep spilling the tea as it brews.

FRIEND OR FOE? Hannes vs. Mallen!

We’ve all seen it, DISCORD MODERATOR Hannes proudly showing off his cherished silver dragon, the prize he earned through a gruelling Battleball competition. And why not? He fought hard for that shiny beast!

But the drama doesn’t end there, folks. This story takes a fiery turn, featuring Hannes’ dear mate Mallen, who stepped up to dragon-sit while Hannes popped off to a cinema showing of Wicked. Admirable? Yes. Wise? Perhaps not.

Turns out, Mallen may have bitten off more than he could chew—quite literally—when the dragon viciously attacked him, leaving him nursing long-term injuries. Ouch!

We managed to catch up with poor Mallen, who had this to say:

“I was just trying to be a good friend and give Hannes a break, but he never told me his dragon was poorly trained. The beast thought I was its dinner!”

And if you thought that was bad, Mallen had more to share:

“I’m now left with injuries so severe that I can no longer pogo-mogo in the hotel! Hannes, who I thought was my mate, won’t even cover my medical costs. So, I’m making a big claim against him for damages.”

The interview ended on a sombre note as Mallen became too emotional to continue. If you spot him around the hotel, be sure to offer a kind word or some much-needed emotional support.

Meanwhile, sources tell us Hannes has discreetly tucked his dragon out of sight to avoid further chaos. Smart move, but it’s too little, too late for Mallen—and possibly for Hannes’ bank account. This one’s going to be very pricey!

Stay tuned for updates, this saga is just heating up!

NINETEEN COMING FOR SUSHI!

The drama that has everyone in the hotel talking is unfolding faster than ever! After our last report, Nineteen was spotted stirring up trouble at Cerdo’s establishment.

Eyewitnesses claim Nineteen was taunting Cerdo, clearly trying to provoke a reaction in front of a crowd. Scandalous!

One of those eyewitnesses was none other than BobBarker, who had a front-row seat to the drama. Here’s what he had to say:

“It’s really disappointing to see such well-respected Habbos in the community going head-to-head like this in such a public setting. I can only hope they find some kind of resolution soon.” 

But wait! there’s more! When we pressed BobBarker on the court date Nineteen has allegedly requested with Cerdo, and which side he’d be taking, he dropped this little bombshell:

“It’s a tough call, but I’d have to say I’m backing Nineteen on this!”

Interesting choice, Bob! However, our undercover journalists have uncovered a juicy little twist—rumour has it that Nineteen may be facing some serious purse trouble and could be leaning on BobBarker for financial support to see this case through. Naturally, we put the question to BobBarker himself:

“I haven’t financially supported Nineteen on this matter… yet.”

A cliffhanger if ever there was one!

A court date is set to be announced in the coming weeks, where these two Habbos will finally settle their differences once and for all. Will it be Nineteen’s sushi or Cerdo’s pride on the chopping block?

Stay tuned, because this is one showdown you won’t want to miss!

DISCORD MODERATOR CADDYLAKS… OR DADDYLAKS?

Well, well, well… Caddylaks, our hotel’s most controversial gingerbread man, seems to have been dipping himself into more than just a warm glass of milk lately!

Exclusive screenshots have emerged, revealing the Discord Moderator lounging in a double-candy bed, not with one, not two, not three, but FIVE other Habbos. And guess who was among the group? None other than Nineteen, famously known as Habbos Kindest Habbo. Could this be the start of her villain era? Scandalous!

We reached out to Head Discord Moderator Ash to spill the tea on her thoughts about the situation. Here’s what she had to say:

“I fully support everyone on my team, but I’ll admit, I don’t know whether to be shocked or impressed with this one! I always remind myself that our Discord moderators are players (pardon the pun), but it’s clear he’s put a lot of effort into this… situation.”

Talk about a diplomatic response!

It seems there may be multiple broken hearts across the hotel as this spicy gossip circulates. Who knew gingerbread could cause this much drama? Stay tuned, Habbos! this story’s just heating up!

PHONNO THROWING USERS UNDER THE BUS DURING HOME ALONE 2!

It seems our beloved troublemaker Phonno has been up to no good again, causing chaos during the recent Home Alone 2 event, hosted by Dovak. Sources who participated in the maze have exclusively spilled the tea to Bobba.me, revealing Phonno’s helpful antics were anything but!

Apparently, Phonno was caught advising unsuspecting Habbos to enter teleporters under the guise of offering guidance. The twist? These were teleporters Phonno wasn’t sure about himself and wanted to test for traps! The nerve!

One frustrated Habbo shared their ordeal:

“I’d made it so far through the maze, I could practically taste victory. Then I ran into Phonno, who claimed he was taking a short break but told me, Everyone’s going through the third teleporter.’ So, I followed his advice… and boom—I landed in a trap! I hadn’t kept track of the teleporters, so I had to start all over again. It was soul-crushing.”

Another victim came forward with an even wilder story:

“At one point, Phonno grabbed my arm and shouted at me to get into a teleporter he didn’t want to risk himself! He practically shoved me through and then stood there laughing as I ended up trapped. I WAS SET UP!”

This isn’t the first time Phonno’s been accused of such behaviour, and trust us, this columnist knows from personal experience!

Will Phonno ever stop his devious ways, or is he destined to remain the hotel’s ultimate trickster? One thing’s for sure, Habbos—you might want to think twice before trusting him with directions!

PORTUGUESITA – A POKÉMON TRAINER OR A TYRANT IN DISGUISE?

Newly merged user Portuguesita has taken the Origins Hotel by storm, dazzling the community with her Pokémon Centres and training rooms. Her passion for all things Pokémon has certainly caught everyone’s attention, but is everything as picture-perfect as it seems?

Sources close to Portuguesita claim the so-called Pokémon trainer has been working her Pokémon to the ground! Behind those Pokéballs lies a tale of exhaustion and overwork that’s raising eyebrows across the hotel.

We managed to get a comment from Pokémon Blissey (via translator, of course):

“Yes, it’s all true. Pikachu’s so overworked he can’t even light a bulb anymore! She makes us put in long, ridiculous hours and forces us to SMILE through every single shift. It’s exhausting!”

Yikes! Has Portuguesita let her excitement get the better of her, or does she truly not realise the toll she’s taking on her poor Pokémon?

For now, the jury’s out. But one thing’s for sure—this scandal has tongues wagging across the hotel. Watch this space, Habbos. Will Portuguesita address these shocking claims, or will her Pokémon rebellion bring her empire crumbling down?

A LETTER FROM DUBLYU TO PIXELINGTON

Dear Pixelington,

It’s no secret, we’re cut from the same cloth, you and I. We both take immense pride in our journalism and thrive on uncovering the stories that keep the hotel buzzing. But let’s face it, no matter how you feel about the truths I reveal, there’s no room in this community for the kind of friction brewing between us.

We both deeply care about this hotel and its residents, so why not put the past behind us? Let’s settle our differences, shake off the drama, and focus on what we do best. You keep doing you, and I’ll keep doing me. At the end of the day, aren’t we both here to give people a laugh? You’ve got your sparkle, and I’ve got the edge, and surely the community can appreciate the charm in both of us.

So, Pixelington, I’m extending an olive branch. Let’s call for a kinship, not a feud.

Yours in mischief and headlines,

Dublyu

Stay tuned for the next bout of drama in Article 4!

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While we strive to craft fun, engaging, and often scandalous stories to keep you entertained, please note that much of the content is exaggerated, fictional, or written with a tongue-in-cheek flair. These tales are designed to spark laughter and chatter, not to serve as a factual reflection of the Habbo community.

So, sit back, enjoy the drama, and remember, it’s all just a bit of fun!