Welcome back to another week of fun filled drama!

I do apologies, my hands have been tied with my own Habbo Wedding to user Speedy (Yes yes, I am now finally a kept Habbo) but anyway, lets dive deep! Enjoy article number 6!

MACKLEBEE ARRESTED UNDER HABBO JURISDICTION 

On the morning of 13th February, Macklebee found himself in hot water after being arrested at The Dirty Duck pub. Thanks to an anonymous tip-off, the Hobba managed to locate Macklebee and swiftly took him into custody.

Macklebee was soon standing in Habbo Crown Court, right at the height of lunchtime, facing charges for his failure to release the Valentine's Theatredrome.

Eyewitnesses recall Macklebee defending himself in the dock, saying: “I haven’t released it because it just doesn’t feel like Origins to me. Too much detail.”

Judge Bab was having none of it. With a raised eyebrow, she quipped, “And you don’t think this was worthy of an Infobus poll, then?”

The jury nodded in agreement, their collective gaze firmly fixed on Macklebee. Judge Bab pressed on: “So, we can have haunted public rooms, Christmas-themed rooms, but you won’t let Habbos worldwide celebrate love?”

At this point, Macklebee’s lawyer, Skins, dramatically slammed the laptop down, standing up and shouting, “I CANNOT SUPPORT THIS MONSTER ANYMORE!”

After some hushed deliberation between the judge and jury, the decision was made.

In a swift and final statement, Judge Bab declared:

“This is a community-run hotel, and we celebrate all seasons here. We should be consulted. Now, I may have to endure another year without the Valentine's Theatredrome, and I think we can all agree that’s an outrage. Therefore, Macklebee, you are hereby issued a Permanent IP Ban from Habbo Hotel Origins. You’ll be banished to the Main Hotel for your crimes against love.” 

As the punishment was announced, a witness claimed that Macklebee was dragged out of the courtroom, screaming like a banshee, “YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME! I AM ORIGINS!” as the imperial teleporter door slammed shut behind him.

We reached out to Judge Bab for a comment, and in true dramatic fashion, she burst into a rendition of Chicago’s Cell Block Tango:

He ran into my ban ten times,
And each time I saw him, I just couldn't unwind,
So now it was clear: the rules would be set,
He’d pushed it too far, and now he’d regret.

I told him, “Macklebee, love’s for us all,
You can’t just ignore it or let it fall.
This isn’t just coding; it's community too,
And now you’ll be banned from Origins, it’s true.

We reached out to one of the Jury Members Big D and he had this to say

“Macklebee got exactly what he deserved today. I would’ve handled it a lot differently, but to be fair, I’ve got a bit more compassion around Valentine’s Day. He’s very lucky.”

Talk about a courtroom drama!

BOBBALORE AT IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!

While Habbos continue to wonder whatever happened to the Noels and bobba.me gets hit with yet another injunction (seriously, someone’s got fantastic lawyers, I’ll give them that), the drama just keeps on coming!

Earlier this week, none other than Bobbalore was spotted getting up to some dodgy dealings with the SuperLove Angels.

It’s been whispered that Bobbalore, looking as smug as ever while puffing on a Cuban cigar, was overheard saying, “I can offer you protection, and in return, you fetch me that typo.”

Now, we all know the SuperLove Angels are brand new to Origins, and let’s just say, they’ve not yet been given the chance to truly understand the risk involved in such... partnerships. The question on everyone's lips: What will happen to these Angels after Valentine's Day? Will they just vanish into thin air, like the Noels did, as Bobbalore skips off with his piles of riches?

And let’s be real – what on earth does Bobbalore have planned for Easter? More shady deals? A new “collection” of limited-time items? The suspense is killing me.

Stay tuned, Habbos, but mark my words: if the Angels mysteriously disappear, you better believe I’ll be knocking on doors and demanding answers. 👀

WELCOME LOUNGE HARRY ATTACKED!

Yes, you read that correctly. Harry has been rushed to Habbo Hospital after being clobbered over the head.

Now, while I’ve unfairly been framed for the attack, I’m here to set the record straight and reveal the real culprit. It wasn’t me, Habbos. It was none other than Habbo Rhyss!

That’s right, the butter-wouldn’t-melt Habbo, the same one who’s been making us all think he’s the sweetest thing since the last cupcake event. Turns out, he savagely attacked Harry behind the bar at the Welcome Lounge using the leg off a table he ripped apart in a fit of rage because the Holiday Romance catalogue was 21 minutes late.

We managed to catch up with Cabbage, who was at the scene, for his comment:
“All true, I was in disbelief. I tried to calm him down and screamed, Get away from me, you pesky Hobba!  I was affronted and emotional, but I couldn’t look away. I can confirm, Dublyu had absolutely no part in this savage attack.”

Rumour has it, Rhyss has fled the hotel to avoid questioning. Meanwhile, Harry remains stable, with PixelSean by his side, holding his hand and keeping the drama at bay.

Stay tuned for more, Habbos, this isn’t over yet! 👀

THE WEDDING OF THE YEAR? 11 SET TO MARRY MYSTERY HABBO TOMORROW!

Hold onto your seats, Habbos, because the big day is finally here! Discord Moderator 11 is set to tie the knot tomorrow with a mystery Habbo, and the question on everyone’s lips is: Who will it be?

The rumours are flying thick and fast, with names like Ash, BobBarker, Sumya, Nineteen, ActiveGirl, Phonno. Honestly, the list seems endless at this point. But what if it’s a twist? Could 11 have been the one to break Sumya’s heart in that infamous room all those moons ago, and now they’ve rekindled their flame?

We’ll all be waiting with bated breath to find out tomorrow at 05:30 PST, make sure to search Dovak to witness the (second) most anticipated Habbo wedding of the year!

This is one event you won’t want to miss! 💍

BOBBA.ME Valentines Day LOOT Boxes!!

The Season of Romance is finally upon us... and Bobba are back with their second Loot Box Event! Starting tomorrow, our cupids Dublyu, Kvik, Padam and Icing will be sharing Valentine's Loot Box Codes in the Bobba Discord server, Origins Discord server, in the hotel and on their socials. Each code unlocks 1 of 180 Loot Boxes, filled with seasonal Rares, Funky Fridays and Valentine's Furni Bundles! Read more about the event and how to claim here: https://bobba.me/article?articleId=59

And I will wrap things up beautifully here for all you readers! There will be certainly more to develop and I will be there with my paper and pen!

Dublyu

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While we strive to craft fun, engaging, and often scandalous stories to keep you entertained, please note that much of the content is exaggerated, fictional, or written with a tongue-in-cheek flair. These tales are designed to spark laughter and chatter, not to serve as a factual reflection of the Habbo community.

So, sit back, enjoy the drama, and remember, it’s all just a bit of fun!