"Dwight, you ignorant slut!"

- The Office

"the owls are not what they seem"

- the giant in twin peaks

[Talking on the phone to Ghostface] 
Casey: What do you want? 
Ghostface: To see what your insides look like.

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I AM NOT CRAZY! I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers, I knew it was 1216! One after Magna Carta, as if I could ever make such a mistake! Never! Never! I just–I just couldn't prove it! He–he–he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad, this–this chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No, he orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have! I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was nine, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! "But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy!" Stealing them blind! And HE gets to be a lawyer?! What a sick joke! I should have stopped him when I had the chance! And you, you have to stop him! You–

• Eugene: "Do you apologize for questioning my skills?"

   Abraham: "I apologize for questioning your skills. You know how to bite a dick, Eugene. I mean that with the utmost of respect"

  - The Walking Dead

Scary movie "Cindy ... The TV's Leaking"

Stepbrothers "THERES SO MUCH ROOM FOR EXTRA ACTIVITIES"

but the all time has to be

Mean Girls "She Doesn't Even Go Here!" (basically any line from mean girls)

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